(to the tune of Warren Zevon’s Werewolves of London)

I saw a Roadwolf with a police scanner in his hand
Walking through the streets of TO in the rain
He was looking for a place to set his pylons
Going to get a big dish of witnessed pain
AWOOO
Roadwolves of thunder
AWOOO
AWOOO
Roadwolves of thunder
AWOOO

If you hear him Venturing ‘round your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got photographed late last night
Some porn fetish shit again
AWOOO
Roadwolves of thunder
AWOOO
AWOOO
Roadwolves of thunder
AWOOO

He’s the hairy-handed horror ran amuck in Aurora
Lately he’s been heard in UER
You better stay away from him
He’ll rip your lungs out, Ken
I’d like to meet his vendetta
AWOOO
Roadwolves of thunder
AWOOO
AWOOO
Roadwolves of thunder
AWOOO

Well, I saw f-stops walking with the Queen
Doing the Roadwolves of thunder
I saw “total whackers” walking with the Queen
Doing the Roadwolves of thunder
I saw a Roadwolf talking to female friends on the Internet
He was feral and perfect
AWOOO
Roadwolves of thunder
Draw blood
AWOOO
Roadwolves of thunder

Commentary

I’m left speechless.
- HPDEB

I wait with eager heart to listen of roadwolves. Further words needed for facilitating understandment.
- Shuh