Today’s shipping summary:

  • Riddler asks the HPDEB to prepare a piece of work on a ridiculously short time line for shipment at end of day.
  • The HPDEB delivers. (I was personally shocked by this, given that the HPDEB was concurrently engaged in a fight to the death with a RoadWolf…for an extremely bizarre laugh, request more info on this subject).
  • Riddler calls FedEx to schedule a pickup.
  • FedEx shows up.
  • Riddler realizes he hasn’t prepared the shipping package.
  • Riddler engages courier in conversation about the benefits of the package he’s purchased.
  • Courier chews out Riddler continuously over the space of 10 minutes while Riddler prepares package.
  • I cover my eyes while the HPDEB cackles evilly from behind his monitors.

Yes. Today I saw the CEO of our company humiliated by a FedEx courier’s critique of his organizational abilities.