A couple years ago, in the midst of my morning, I had to take a pee. I was in the middle of some work that required a bit of thought, so I wandered into the office washroom slightly oblivious to my surroundings…until I went to flush the toilet.

A pair of men’s tighty-whiteys lay draped across the top of the toilet. A large pair. Very white. Very real.

Unsure of how to proceed, I decided to approach the employee I thought most likely to misplace his underwear in the act of micturition or defecation.

GHC:
Uh, Farva?
Farva:
Yes….what’s up?
GHC:
Did you forget your underwear in the washroom?
Farva:
(Blank stare)
GHC:
You know. Your underwear.
Farva:
(pause)….(disturbing giggle)…you know what, I think I did.
GHC:
OK. You should probably go get them.
Farva:
(disturbing giggle)…it’s a funny story…
GHC:
I don’t need to know.

Commentary

You got farved, muh-man.
- Shuh