Riddler wants us to write up instructions for the mailman, so he knows where to put mail. Our office has no real lobby, so the mailmain has simply been leaving the mail on the closest desk (which is perfectly fine).

We prepare instructions in 8pt text, place them on a shelf behind the doorswing, facing away from the door, in hopes that the mailman will never have to read instructions about how to do his job when entering our office.

Later, Riddler receives a new hard drive which he wants to install. He comes to me asking about how you get past the password in the operating system.

Why? He’s forgotten his password to the accounting computer. You know, that computer that’s apparently used for tracking business income and salaries.