So the litany has been quiet for awhile, but that doesn’t mean there hasn’t been continued WTF moments.

We’ve been dealing with a PR agency recently, and they wanted us to provide an overview of the company. GHC wrote this:

[company name] specializes in designing and delivering interactive media experiences. Our services encompass conceptual, development and content creation for Web and CD-ROM productions. We have extensive experience in leading multiple stakeholders through the completion of multi-year research and development initiatives as well as high efficiency contract scenarios.

Riddler revised it to this:

[company name] is renowned as inspired visionaries and creative architects behind many substantial electronic media projects. Their development projects not only are engaging interactive media experiences, but also fully consider and evolve the organizations who use them. [company name] approaches projects as partnerships with their clients to produce a synergistic relationship that harnesses fully the [company name] collective experience. [company name] brings clarity to visions and follows through with professional execution.

I am speechless.