1. And he broke the third seal, and behold, a very pale rider on a pale horse appeared. And he did say “These sausages will spark a renaissance in multimedia.” And Hell followed with him.
2. Trust da damn rehab ‘esploited by hospitals around da damn world.
3. I’m good with the copy, not so good with the lines.
4. If you want to screw with my design, then fine. I don’t want anything to do with this project.
5. You can’t rock out this close to Christmas.
6. And that is very much at the heart of what we do here - manipulate management to keep projects sane.
7. Oh shit. I’m going to be the first to die.
8. It was sheer pain, every time she touched me.
9. One man’s prostate freedom fighter is another man’s prostate terrorist.
10. I’ll gladly burn in the righteous heat of my update bonfire.
11. Site Map it is. I have determined that my impulse to more clearly define the feature should be subordinated to an underlying, pre-defined, shared reality.
12. ‘GHC, what does this graph say to you?’. ‘We’re gay?’
13. Demo Trek VI: The Wrath of HPDEB.
14. I am the new book of knowledge. I am all that is man.
15. The owner of our company was just spending his time watching The Designer staple together a document.
16. From Sauce Bag to Hat Bag: A Week in the life of HPDEB.
17. I just didn’t realize how much I knew!
18. There’s a difference between knowing the ass, and kissing the ass.
19. I’m afraid my supply of humour will be low until I’ve finished wiping Farva’s ass and changing his diaper.
20. I’ve reached the stroking phase today.