Because the quantity of stupid actions and foolish co-workers has become too much for one person to bear, the Litany is born.

We are a small North American media company besieged by the forces of Graphical Rich and Comfort Dude.

Cast of Characters

Villains

  • Riddler - Owner, president and chief architect of pain.
  • Teabag - Marketing schmuck.
  • Catwoman - Hot. Evil. Clueless.
  • Dr. Dre - MC of the retroactive dance party.
  • Wormtongue - Politically talented and functionally impaired.
  • Farva - The stupidest media worker in human history.
  • Big Hair - Lost. Then preggers.
  • Gumdrop - Denizen of Dimension X.
  • Nouveau Sidler - Farva’s spirit brother.

Heroes

  • High Paid Data-Entry Bitch - Ambivalent chronicler.
  • God’s Hated Child - Unwilling participant.
  • Shuh - Spewer of man-gravy.
  • Unit23 - Ha’a you.
  • eWhore - Blistering contempt.
  • The Designer - Lazy, disinterested, good-natured.

The Bit Players

  • Christing Rob - Perky admin type.
  • Christing Hutch - Brutally honest admin type.
  • Rong - We hardly knew her.
  • The Rook - Card-muncher extraordinaire.
  • RVM - Connoisseur of the B.O. sub.
  • KFP (Kung Fu Programmer) - Cussing and singing. Rhymin’ and illin’.
  • Starbeer - The trials of Job.
  • Handy - Inscrutable guru type.
  • ScienceGuy - Over-educated and well-intentioned.
  • Baracus - Client: Trained wrong as a joke. (Wormtongue’s assistant)
  • Allcaps - Client: Caught in the middle.

Historical Actors

  • Mr. Foolish - The first employee, well aware of Riddler’s nature.
  • Watchtower - Confused and anxious, expected to arrive one day with a rifle.
  • Sleepy - No fucks given.
  • Basil - Contract programmer graybeard.

The Lingo

  • Full Snooze - Catching the Riddler sleeping with his head on his desk. (Last count: GHC:3, HPDEB:2)
  • Landmine - Our internal CRM software. Buggy as hell. As useful as male nipples.
  • FYI Sidebar - Apparently a synonym for ‘by the way’.