HPDEB’s stories of the neuveau sidler has brought many repressed memories of the original farva to the surface of my mind. One particularly disturbing incident happened one cold dreary day a few years back….

I had just been sidled upon.

Farva:
how’s it going?
Unit 23:
good thanks.
Farva:
I just got this pain in foot, this really sharp pain.
Unit 23:
You should keep off it then.
Farva:
Have you ever gotten a sharp pain right here (motions to his foot and begins to take off his shoe)
Unit 23:
Yeah once, but it went away.
Farva:
Ow, it really hurts (begins removing his sock)
Unit 23:
Uh Farva, I don’t think that’s necessary; I get it, your foot hurts.
Farva:
What should I do?
Unit 23:
I would go to the doctor.
Farva:
Yeah I think I’ll do that if it doesn’t go away soon.

Farva dons his footwear and sidles away.

I immediately look up perverted foot fetish paedophiles and one of the warning signs is exposing bare feet in the workplace.

Okay that last part was made up, but everything else is true. Is it any wonder I have repressed memories of the farvanator. Thanks for making them re-surface HPDEB!