Why he’s named after Farva…

HPDEB:
The keywords are missing…
Nouveau Sidler:
No, the file is there.
HPDEB:
Yeah, but there are no keywords. The slide titles are in the ‘title’ column, and there are no keywords in the ‘keywords’ column.
Nouveau Sidler:
Aren’t the slide titles the keywords?
HPDEB:
No. There should be 2 files. The titles, and the keywords.
Nouveau Sidler:
Aren’t they the same?
HPDEB:
No… We’ve talked about this. The title may have some of the keywords but… sigh.
Nouveau Sidler:
Oh. I just used the titles. They didn’t have the budget to do keywords.
HPDEB:
So the client knows they’re not getting the search functionality as expected then?
Nouveau Sidler:
Yeah that’s ok.
HPDEB:
They know it’s not going to work anymore?
Nouveau Sidler:
Why won’t it?
HPDEB:
Uhh… Keywords…
Nouveau Sidler:
Let me look.

5 minutes later.

Nouveau Sidler:
Keywords are in.
HPDEB:
Oh great. We got them from the translator then?
Nouveau Sidler:
Yeah.
HPDEB:
Proper keywords, ok.
Nouveau Sidler:
Well no, I took the punctuation out of the titles. So we’ll use titles as the keywords.
HPDEB:
uh… ok… no…

So I review the keywords. Here is a sample of some of the things he decided should be ‘search keywords’:

  • %
  • T
  • II
  • è
  • ,
  • la
  • le
  • >
  • 10