Oh another fun day.

First. Our fulfillment company called… “Your trash [NB- our product] has been here for years and is not selling. Please consolidate it into something smaller, or get rid of it.”

Riddler has an idea. Maybe we can ‘donate’ it to various groups to get a tax receipt for full market value. Of course, the product is now outdated and largely irrelevant so we’re just dumping it on someone and wanting them to credit us for some fictional overpriced value. Nice.

Second. The ‘white noise’ box.

Riddler brings in a small plastic device, dumps it in the middle of the office, and turns it on. The effect? Constant white noise permeating the office for everyone. The intent? Make noise less distracting.

So… Try to reduce noise by… making noise.