Yesterday was marked by two Version 2 meetings. The first meeting took place during the morning, and revolved around user access and general release strategies. It was fairly lengthy and in-depth - we put together a preliminary plan for the product launch and implementation. Participants included myself, Riddler and the HPDEB.

The second meeting of the day revolved around the Version 2 interface. As you can probably imagine, the HPDEB, Starbeer (aka The Shocker) and myself were braced to see a few spurts during our visit to Riddler’s private booth at the Design Jack-Off Jizzporium.

Cock-swinging was almost entirely absent, however. It seems that the complexity of the morning’s meeting had short-circuited the Rid’s shoddy wiring. He spent the majority of the meeting with his head cradled in his hands, quietly repeating the things being said around him. His only foray into the conversation went something like this:

Riddler:
I…just think we need to…conceptualize…the strategy behind…the… underlying metaphor…of the cadence… (huge sigh)… why isn’t that bar blue?

After he received his answer, he sat silently for a few seconds, then stood up and left the office.

He came back about ten minutes later.

I’ve seen the Riddler broken by a HPDEB beating. I’ve seen him throw a temper tantrum during a conversation with Shuh. Now I’ve seen his mind damaged by a barrage of information. We may have to limit the Riddler to one meeting per day for his own good.