Introduction

Shuh has also had his fair share of Riddler and Farva moments.

Now that he’s aware of this chronicle of stupidity we’ve been logging, he offered to write an introduction to it.

This should be turned into a work of fiction (no one would believe this is real).

The problem with the disproportionate redistribution of a great deal of wealth in society into the hands of morons like the Riddler, is that it circumvents the culling action of natural selection. That fucker is so stupid and so unfit for survival in this world that Charles Darwin must be spinning in his grave knowing that that incomplete half-brained gorilla is in the top percentile of capital controllers.

And Farva? His incompetance will ring throughout the ages in stories told to half-witted children in far off lands - stories meant to give the dullards of future societies a feeling of self-esteem knowing that in the distant past there was one so addle-minded, such a train-wreck of human intellect, such a smear of sparse and watery grey matter, that even with their compromised access to higher brain functions, their intelligence will shine like a beacon when lit in the foggy miasma cast by Farva’s stupidity and ignorance.

It’s truly a thing of beauty.